Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Madness
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a chosen one. This will cause the world to swallow nervously, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this demented madman? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?
Stage Two
Next, you must desecrate the Moon (ooh, tides!). This will all be done from a abandoned church, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will lose their minds, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must let loose your great supernatural forces, bringing about an unending cacophony of screams. Your name shall become synonymous with dear god no, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your mind-boggling insanity, and the world will have no choice but to whisper your name in fear.
Bah….
These plans involve too much work.
But where do the magic pants fit in?