Dear Chthulhu….

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.

In March, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In May, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). Yesterday, I fed robin_d_laws to a Shoggoth (250 points). In April, I recruited curgoth as a new cultist (30 points). In December, I stopped immlass from defiling Lovecraft’s grave (-20 points). In February, I prepared an ocean voyage to R’lyeh (200 points).

In short, I have been very good (350 points) and deserve to be eaten first.

Your humble and obedient servant,
mcurry