{"id":118,"date":"2005-10-29T12:32:00","date_gmt":"2005-10-29T18:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/?p=118"},"modified":"2005-10-29T12:32:00","modified_gmt":"2005-10-29T18:32:00","slug":"quiz-the-detailed-starship-quiz","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/2005\/10\/29\/quiz-the-detailed-starship-quiz\/","title":{"rendered":"Quiz: The Detailed Starship Quiz"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>via <a href=\"http:\/\/jaylake.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">jaylake<\/a> (who got it from <a href=\"http:\/\/suricattus.livejournal.com\/\" class=\"lj-user\">suricattus<\/a>)<\/p>\n<p><!--more The Detailed Starship Quiz--><\/p>\n<div align=\"center\" style=\"font-family: Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;\">\n<form action=\"http:\/\/www.blogquiz.net\/quizzes\/LiveJournal-Memes\/2159\/The-Detailed-Starship-Quiz\" method=\"post\" name=\"quiz2159\">\n<table border=\"1\" cellspacing=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td>\n<table style=\"font-family: Tahoma, Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; 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piloting is by strategically hugging it<\/option><option value=\"12\" >Passive-aggressive banter with ship&#8217;s computer<\/option><option value=\"13\" >The Time Lords or Somebody tells us where to go<\/option><option value=\"14\" >Thinking really hard about the destination<\/option><\/select><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#6699CC\">\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">How is the spaceship powered?<\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><select name=\"input:3\"><option value=\"0\" >Fission<\/option><option value=\"1\" >Fusion<\/option><option value=\"2\" >Antimatter<\/option><option value=\"3\" >Irradiating Crystals<\/option><option value=\"4\" >Rock Music<\/option><option value=\"5\" >Coal-fired Steam<\/option><option value=\"6\" >Wood-burning Steam<\/option><option value=\"7\" >Gasoline<\/option><option value=\"8\" >Love<\/option><option value=\"9\" >Forcing two people who can&#8217;t stand each other to make out on the bridge<\/option><option value=\"10\" >Baby seals<\/option><option value=\"11\" >Smiles<\/option><option value=\"12\" >Dimensional Anomaly<\/option><option value=\"13\" selected>By feeding the alien creature that&#8217;s the engine<\/option><option value=\"14\" >Sexual Frustration<\/option><option value=\"15\" >Earl Gray Tea<\/option><option value=\"16\" >Milk<\/option><option value=\"17\" >Water<\/option><option value=\"18\" >Garbage<\/option><option value=\"19\" >Tickling a member of an alien species while it&#8217;s hooked up to the reactor<\/option><option value=\"20\" >Ostrich or Chicken Critters on Treadmills<\/option><\/select><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#6699CC\">\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">What&#8217;s the upholstery like on the seats?<\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><select name=\"input:4\"><option value=\"0\" >Hard Plastic<\/option><option value=\"1\" >Soft Plastic<\/option><option value=\"2\" >Cloth Upholstery<\/option><option value=\"3\" >Leather Upholstery<\/option><option value=\"4\" >Cloth like a Louis XIV Couch<\/option><option value=\"5\" >That gel stuff they put on bike seats<\/option><option value=\"6\" >Beanbag chairs<\/option><option value=\"7\" >Inflatable chairs<\/option><option value=\"8\" >Vinyl<\/option><option value=\"9\" >Baby Seal<\/option><option value=\"10\" selected>Brushed Aluminum<\/option><\/select><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#6699CC\">\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">How do you see outside the spaceship?<\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><select name=\"input:5\"><option value=\"0\" >Portholes<\/option><option value=\"1\" >Large, hopefully sturdy windows<\/option><option value=\"2\" >Big flat screen<\/option><option value=\"3\" selected>Holographic projector in center of bridge<\/option><option value=\"4\" >Small screens near each station<\/option><option value=\"5\" >Wristwatch TVs<\/option><option value=\"6\" >The power of imagination<\/option><option value=\"7\" >The computer narrates like a movie for the blind<\/option><option value=\"8\" >The computer sings an Australian songline<\/option><\/select><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#6699CC\">\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">What&#8217;s the spaceship&#8217;s primary purpose?<\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><select name=\"input:6\"><option value=\"0\" >Pleasure<\/option><option value=\"1\" >Exploration<\/option><option value=\"2\" >Combat<\/option><option value=\"3\" >Cargo Hauling<\/option><option value=\"4\" >Garbage Disposal<\/option><option value=\"5\" >Science<\/option><option value=\"6\" >Agriculture<\/option><option value=\"7\" >Raw Materials Extraction<\/option><option value=\"8\" >Transportation<\/option><option value=\"9\" >Communications<\/option><option value=\"10\" selected>Smuggling<\/option><option value=\"11\" >Gambling<\/option><option value=\"12\" >Spreading Love and Happiness<\/option><option value=\"13\" >Rock Music<\/option><option value=\"14\" >Other<\/option><\/select><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#6699CC\">\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">What&#8217;s the Captain&#8217;s catchphrase?<\/td>\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\"><input type=\"textbox\" name=\"input:7\" value=\"What the....?!\" size=\"20\" maxlength=\"64\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#6699CC\" height=\"5\">\n<td colspan=\"2\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#336699\">\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">Main Weapon System:<\/td>\n<td style=\"color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\">Top 40 Music<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#336699\">\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">Main Defensive System:<\/td>\n<td style=\"color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\">Rock Music<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#336699\">\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\" colspan=\"2\">Chance of catastrophic failure at critical moments<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\">\n<table width=\"250\" height=\"20\" background=\"http:\/\/images.blogquiz.net\/percentbar.gif\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" width=\"20%\" height=\"20\">\n<table height=\"10\" width=\"100%\" bgcolor=\"#000000\">\n<tr>\n<td><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\"><strong>20%<\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#336699\">\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">Voice of the ship&#8217;s computer:<\/td>\n<td style=\"color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\">robin_d_laws<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#336699\">\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">Finds mandatory uniform unflattering:<\/td>\n<td style=\"color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\">kaygo<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#336699\">\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">Looks sexy in mandatory uniform:<\/td>\n<td style=\"color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\">colomon<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#336699\">\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">Ripped sleeves off mandatory uniform:<\/td>\n<td style=\"color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\">bryant<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#336699\">\n<td align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">Spends an unhealthy amount of time in the weapons locker:<\/td>\n<td style=\"color: #FFFFFF; font-weight:bold;\" align=\"left\" valign=\"middle\">arcaedia<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#003366\" height=\"5\">\n<td colspan=\"2\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#003366\">\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\">\n<div align=\"center\"><input type=\"submit\" name=\"submit\" value=\"Fill in your answers and click here!\" style=\"font-size: 9pt;\"><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr bgcolor=\"#003366\">\n<td colspan=\"2\" align=\"center\" valign=\"middle\">\n<div style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\" align=\"center\">This <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogquiz.net\/\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">Fun Quiz<\/a> created by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blogquiz.net\/users\/akhmed\" style=\"color: #FFFFFF;\">Akhmed<\/a> at <strong>BlogQuiz.Net<\/strong><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/stats.blogquiz.net\/x\/blogquiz.net-blog\/4\" border=\"0\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\"><\/div>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.dailyhoroscopes.biz\/gemini\/today\/\">Gemini Horoscope<\/a> at DailyHoroscopes.Biz<\/form>\n<p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>via jaylake (who got it from suricattus)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[3],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-quiz"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}