{"id":122,"date":"2005-12-06T19:05:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-07T01:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/?p=122"},"modified":"2005-12-06T19:05:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-07T01:05:00","slug":"dear-chthulhu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/2005\/12\/06\/dear-chthulhu\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Chthulhu&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more My letter to Cthulhu--><\/p>\n<div style='padding:5px; width: 500px; border: thin solid black'><img src='http:\/\/cthulhu.alfedenzia.com\/images\/Cthulhu-colour.gif' style='float:left;' \/><\/p>\n<h2>Oh Great Cthulhu!<\/h2>\n<p>I have been an extremely industrious devotee this year.<\/p>\n<p>In March, I bombed a cultist gathering <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(-100 points)<\/span>. In May, I wore an Elder Sign <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(-10 points)<\/span>. Yesterday, I fed <a href='http:\/\/livejournal.com\/userinfo.bml?user=robin_d_laws'><img border='0' src='http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' \/><\/a><a href='http:\/\/livejournal.com\/~robin_d_laws'>robin_d_laws<\/a> to a Shoggoth <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(250 points)<\/span>. In April, I recruited <a href='http:\/\/livejournal.com\/userinfo.bml?user=curgoth'><img border='0' src='http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' \/><\/a><a href='http:\/\/livejournal.com\/~curgoth'>curgoth<\/a> as a new cultist <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(30 points)<\/span>. In December, I stopped <a href='http:\/\/livejournal.com\/userinfo.bml?user=immlass'><img border='0' src='http:\/\/stat.livejournal.com\/img\/userinfo.gif' alt='[info]' \/><\/a><a href='http:\/\/livejournal.com\/~immlass'>immlass<\/a> from defiling Lovecraft&#8217;s grave <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(-20 points)<\/span>. In February, I prepared an ocean voyage to R&#8217;lyeh <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(200 points)<\/span>. <\/p>\n<p>In short, I have been very good <span style='font-size: small; color: #888888; font-style: italic'>(350 points)<\/span> and deserve to be eaten first.<\/p>\n<p> Your humble and obedient servant, <br \/><span style='margin-left: 0.5in'>mcurry<\/span><\/div>\n<p>Submit your own plea to Cthulhu! <\/p>\n<form action=\"http:\/\/cthulhu.alfedenzia.com\/cgi-bin\/dearcthulhu\" method=\"GET\"><input name=\"uname\" value=\"\" type=\"text\" \/> <input type=\"submit\" value=\"Submit to the will of Cthulhu\" \/><\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[9],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-meme"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/of2minds.org\/michael\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}